PSYCHO WARD

WheRe "DOC" is Always In

and ready to Drive Your Competition . . . "CRAZY" !

When you send your Clutch to the "Doc" for  in-depth Psychosomatic Treatment, it all starts with, an extensive pre-op examination. 

The "Doc" checks everything!

The conversion operation of your dead & lifeless clutch,takes place in the "Doc's" laboratory.

If "Doc" finds any part that appears not to be in a condition to survive the transformation process.

The "Doc" will be in touch, and suggest what parts do need to be replaced, before the operation begins.

 "DOC" JUST LEFT

HE'S "OUT TO LUNCH"

BUT THERE'S  MORE TO COME !

MEAN WHILE STARE AT THE

"PSYCHO" CLUTCH FOR A BIT.

PLEASE DON'T DROOL

ON THE SCREEN AFTER ALL

YOU ARE  IN THE WAITING ROOM

OF THE

"PSYCHO" WARD!

Compared to the cost of purchasing another clutch, $100.00, is a small price to pay to drive your competition "CRAZY"

There may be extra charges for any major parts that need to be replaced to assure you maximum performance, and of course shipping & handling.

It is a well known fact, by all racers. . . .

If you have maximum engagement of the clutch,

without slippage, your locked in like a "Pit Bull"

  on a Postal servers Mail Bag!

WHAT Does the "DOC" DO & why?

Why? To ensure that the clutch locks in evenly.

Why? To increase disc life-span.

[3] Weigh and balance each counter weight and lever.

Why? For maximum engagement pressure.

- FAQ -

Q- Can I do this myself?

A- Probably not,
unless you have what it  takes, which is the "Doc's" special method & formula to convert a clutch to a "PSYCHO"

Q- Can "Doc" show me how to do it? 

A- YES, if you're  willing to spend some "moolah" and obtain exclusive rights to reproduce his "PSYCHO"

Why?  Super Heavy classes need pull from the start!

[5] Break in clutch, on our private test track.

Why? This allows for final testing before being sent.

[6] Prior to shipping, clutch is cleaned, & packaged.

Why?

bECAUSE THE "dOC"

IS VERY PICKY !!

LEGAL STUFF

WARNING:   USE GREAT CAUTION WHEN OPENING PACKAGE UPON ARRIVAL. THE "PSYCHO" CLUTCH CAN EFFECT YOUR MENTAL ATTITUDE. DO NOT OPERATE WITHOUT A LICENSE TO THRILL!